Rose Weasley is a hovercraft.

[ Gryffindor ]

Looking for a reason not todistraction- anyone want to play chess or exploding snap in the common?

It's my favourite person's birthday and I don't even get cake. This is not right.

( Private )

Merlin's sagging left te Herbology is trying to bkill me. Walking across the grounds in weather like this should not be allowed. I just want to sit in the common room with a thousand blankets and a never ending mug of cocoa for the rest of the day, please.

And about 30 assorted desserts from Saturday.

At least there's M for Muggle tonight and we are starting up Movie Night again on Friday!

[ Warned to Albus ]

Two days down!

[ Warded to Caleb ]

Go with me to the dance? As friends, of course.

[ End Ward ]

[ Warded individually to Quinn, James, and Dominique ]

Thank you. It's comforting to know you'll save me even from myself.

[ End Ward ]

[ Warded to Albus ]

Did I get a package yesterday? I don't even remember what bloody happened, I've just pieced it together from journals, but Mum and Dad never miss their care package.

[ End Ward ]

I feel sick. I'm going to blame the sweets.

[ Warded to Dominque ]

I need your help! Please?

[ End Ward ]

bugger

bloody fan

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the hospital wing.

Not like I had classes this afternoon...

Apparition class was actually fun. I mean, it felt like you were being wrung out like a wet towel, and more than a few classmates were sick from it, but it will still be a thrill to be able to instantly appear wherever you wished. And my eyebrows are still intact. Wins all around, really. I can't wait for next week's.

[ Warded to Gryffindor ]

Look, I hate to make this post as much as you hate to read it, but we are still inspecting packages. I know it's the weekend, and you want to have fun, but I can't even tell you how many I've had to send back today. And whoever tipped off a certain joke shop, prompting them to make all packages only openable by the written recipient, congratulations! Instead of working as planned, now even legitimate parcels are being returned if I can't open them.

It's only been two weeks. It won't last forever.

[ End Ward ]

Apparition lessons start next month (as in, the month starting tomorrow, bloody hell). How did I let this sneak up on me? I might be sick.

[ Andy ]

How are you feeling?

[ End Ward ]


[ Q ]

I need one more idea for your birthday present, please!

[ End Ward ]

I had a surprise book of Muggle poetry sent to me by owl today- though I have no idea who from. And, since I've been feeling rather out of sorts lately, I thought I would share my favorite verses instead of acting like a mature adult about them.

The moral of my ode is this:
beauty is twice beauty
and what is good is doubly good
when it is a matter of two socks
made of wool in winter.

Muggles. The poet has never slid on a pair of my Gran's homemade socks, but he still gets it.

I am predicting a fair amount of Howlers in the Great Hall over the next few days... And I don't need Divination to be certain of that future. Ouch. On the positive side, I picked a great day to fulfill my dare of transfiguring my hair blonde, hardly anyone noticed in the hoopla. Yea, that's about it as far as a positive side goes.

[ Albus ]

Ugh. That's all. Just. Ugh.

Are there any baked goods left over from Home Ec, if that's what last night's meeting was about? I'm having a strong craving for chocolate cake and nothing in my stash is filling the void. I have about eighteen centimeters left on this essay and I'd like to finish it tonight so the sugar rush would be a boon.

( Warded Private )

( Warded to Scorpius, Breakable by James, later Albus )

I am bored of rain now. It is officially winter, I demand that Hogwarts be blanketed in snow that makes me wear embarrassing but warm knit hats and sweaters. It's just so much more beautiful than stepping outside and practically sliding into the lake because of the mud.

Last night's movie was... interesting. I already knew it wasn't going to be about killing birds, because I read the Muggle book it was based off of over holiday. But I still don't understand half the things that happened. For those of you attending next week's, I've started that book and it's not about eating at some bird named Tiffany's house. Apparently Tiffany owns a very famous Muggle jewelry store where you can get pastries.

[ Warded to James ]

Dad sent me an owl yesterday, saying he was coming as a guest lecturer next week for all of the DADA classes. Which is lovely, he's made that joke many times and I just ignore him and he never comes! But this was the only time he's said your dad was coming too and now I'm worried it's not a joke, even though Professor Trimble hasn't said anything. I am hoping he's just getting more inventive, but please tell me you haven't heard anything from your dad or mum.

[ End Ward ]

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